This blog is first and foremost just ramblings and opinions. The title is taken from a Neutral Milk Hotel song, Two Headed Boy Part 2, which is not entirely relevant except that I was listening to it when trying to think of a name for my blog. I don't even like tomatoes. The subtitle was the response my friend gave when I asked her if I should jump on the blogging bandwagon. "Jump on high and fast!" She answered in a fake Russian accent, and I can't help but suspect there might be a metaphor for life in there somewhere.